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GO.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/group2.png</image:loc><image:title>group2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/group.png</image:loc><image:title>group</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-18T19:38:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2016/04/03/wisdom-kareem-abdul-jabbar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/kareem-abdul-jabbar-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/kareem-abdul-jabbar-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 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I told you it was huge!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/la-times2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LA Times</image:title><image:caption>This is a normal occurrence when I surf. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-17T13:35:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/11/12/obamacare/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-04T16:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2013/04/21/surfing-first-attempt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_2892.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2892</image:title><image:caption>Check out the damage. 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Pilgrim</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:40:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/09/07/last-batch-of-photos/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:40:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/08/12/304/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dsc06214.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06214</image:title><image:caption>Stressed Kirby</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dsc06213.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06213</image:title><image:caption>Mad Kirby</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dsc06212.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06212</image:title><image:caption>Happy 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you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dsc06219.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC06219</image:title><image:caption>No, I did not bring the 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best part of AT&amp;T Park: A Build-A-Bear in-stadium.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05591.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05591</image:title><image:caption>EVERYBODY was using an iPhone. I wonder if any of them got reception.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05576.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05576</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05571.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05571</image:title><image:caption>You could buy a pen with their logo for thirty bucks, and that's about all you can do here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05570</image:title><image:caption>Google bike!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05558.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05558</image:title><image:caption>Obligatory Golden Gate Bridge picture, which took my five years of Spanish classes to acquire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05497.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05497</image:title><image:caption>Crazyass flowers in Golden Gate Park</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05467-e1280517610873.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05467</image:title><image:caption>I ran into my childhood idols along the way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05433.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05433</image:title><image:caption>Supporting Kenny Powers' MVP campaign</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05402.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05402</image:title><image:caption>The Good Guys in Oakland</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:38:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/07/30/californias-ballparks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/petco-park-july-18-diamondbacks-padres.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PETCO Park- July 18 Diamondbacks @ Padres</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/oakland-coliseum-white-sox-athletics-july-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oakland Coliseum- White Sox @ Athletics- July 25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dodger-stadium-july-11-cubs-dodgers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dodger Stadium- July 11 Cubs @ Dodgers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/att-park-july-27-marlins-giants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AT&amp;T Park- July 27- Marlins @ Giants</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/anaheim-stadium-july-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anaheim Stadium- July 13</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-12-08T11:04:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/07/20/new-pictures/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/07/28/a-change-of-pace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05330.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05330</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05337</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05304.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05304</image:title><image:caption>This is a Joshua Tree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05240</image:title><image:caption>Not for jabronis.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05239-e1280351517699.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05239</image:title><image:caption>Lego Spongebob!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05238.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05238</image:title><image:caption>I don't know what this was for, but it made me laugh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05234-e1280351438954.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05234</image:title><image:caption>Batsuit from "The Dark Knight." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05231.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05231</image:title><image:caption>I played the Spider-Man game that is coming out later this year. Surprise: it doesn't suck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05223.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05223</image:title><image:caption>Hey, look. It's Stan Lee. He's crazy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc05214.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC05214</image:title><image:caption>The recently found first-appearance of Superman, which I think is worth more than the Bailout plan.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/07/25/dreams-achieved-los-angeles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/wednesday-1-e1280081171467.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wednesday 1</image:title><image:caption>Final Fantasy VII and Kingdom Hearts figures</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tuesday-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tuesday 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tuesday-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tuesday 3</image:title><image:caption>But this is the only guy you all should care about.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tuesday-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tuesday 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tuesday-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tuesday 1</image:title><image:caption>On the way, I passed through Beverly Hills and blasted Weezer’s “Beverly Hills.” Yes, I’m that guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/thursday-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thursday 3</image:title><image:caption>But, we got to drive on Highway 1 again, and that wasn’t so bad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/thursday-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thursday 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/thursday-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thursday 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sunday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunday</image:title><image:caption>Plenty of Cubs fans around, but never as many runs on the board.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sunday-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sunday 2</image:title><image:caption> Middle school and college worlds collide.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:34:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/07/19/eliott-survives-death-valley-twice-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03840.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03840</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03838.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03838</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03960</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03927.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03927</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03885.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03885</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc038261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03826</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc038171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03817</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc037741.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03774</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc037671.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03767</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc037571.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03757</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:32:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/07/15/eliott-goes-to-vegas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03688.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03688</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03679-e1279163673239.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03679</image:title><image:caption>But this begs the question: Who is Bill?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03677-e1279163637259.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03677</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03652.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03652</image:title><image:caption>Look how low those walls go!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03645-e1279163565658.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03645</image:title><image:caption>"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03631.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03631</image:title><image:caption>Way after</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03621-e1279163534125.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03621</image:title><image:caption>After</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03586.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03586</image:title><image:caption>Before</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/07/09/enter-dj-gold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc036221-e1278795623416.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03622</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03622-e1278663624873.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03622</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03540.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03540</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03527.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03527</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03521.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03521</image:title><image:caption>The white one was a jerk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03504.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03504</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc03466.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03466</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc034151.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03415</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc034121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03412</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dsc034021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03402</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/06/30/the-first-week-solo-travels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02984.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02984</image:title><image:caption>What does this rock look like to you? A nipple, that's what. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02843.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02843</image:title><image:caption>As you can see, I am having a phenomenal time in the Chihuahuan Desert.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02539.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02539</image:title><image:caption>Another victim of my onslaught clogged to the rim. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02522.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02522</image:title><image:caption>Cut like a buffalo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02471.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02471</image:title><image:caption>This was also "lol" inducing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02455.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02455</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02437.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02437</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02410.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02410</image:title><image:caption>Hither, Navi. Hither.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02394.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02394</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02382.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02382</image:title><image:caption>So necessary.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:25:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/06/24/eliott-vs-tex-mex-round-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02363.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02363</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02362.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02362</image:title><image:caption>Chipotlé has stiff competition, indeed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02360</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02357.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02357</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02354.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02354</image:title><image:caption>Their Wal Marts are the natural color of the corporation: devil red.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:20:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/06/24/what-have-i-been-doing-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02287.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02287</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02315.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02315</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02203.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02203</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc021181.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02118</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02118.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02118</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc02088.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02088</image:title><image:caption>As you can see, only one redneck was unaware of current events.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:19:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/06/21/pensacola/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:18:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/06/19/two-months-to-live/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:16:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/06/18/is-this-a-good-idea/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:15:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/2010/06/08/the-trip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://eliottatlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dsc09890-e1275968754519.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC09890</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T11:15:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://eliottatlarge.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-12-08T11:04:25+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
